Rumours have reached Mr Damian that American President George W Bush has contacted International Rescue in a bid to help stablise the situation in Iraq.

As US military casualities continue to rise, and civil unrest spreads with gay abandon across the former playground of ex-dictator Saddam Hussein, military forces are increasingly concerned about their ability to regain control of the region.

With the UN's role in the country uncertain, and fears that a long-term presence in Iraq could harm his re-election chances, Mr Bush has apparantly asked the Tracey boys to take charge in the efforts to restore law and order.

A White House spokesman denied this however, saying that the Allies long-term plan has always been to give Iraq back to the people.

'This will mean a democractially elected government chosen by ordinary Iraqi citizens, without interference from the United States, or anyone else' said a spokesman.

"There will be no puppet administration" he added.

We contacted the Tracey Family at their Island in the South Pacific, but they were unavailable to comment due to the fact that they are currently holidaying in caravan park just outside Skegness.

Posted by damian at October 09, 2003 01:58 PM | TrackBack