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October 14, 2003
Best Break-Up Album Ever! ...Vol 2!

Following the phenomenal success of The Best Break-Up Album in the World...Ever!
Nick Hornby and Fictitious Records bring you yet more songs to get sad to.

Timeless Motown
1. Marvin Gaye – Seuxal Healing
2. Al Green – Let’s Stay Together

Forgotten Classics
3. Sam Brown – Stop
4. Bryan Ferry - Shakespeare's Sonnet No. 18
5. Beverly Craven – Promise Me (file under where are they now?)

Double Play
6. Nelson - Love and Affection (remember these US long-haired rockers?)
7. Joan Armatrading – Love and Affection

Another Double Play (Spot the guy who used to work in commercial radio...)
8. Jennifer Rush – Power of Love
9. Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Power of Love

Inappropriate Upbeat Track in the Middle
10. Cliff Richard – We Don’t Talk Anymore

School Disco Heaven
11. Spandau Ballet – True
12. Phylis Nelson – Move Closer

Movie Magic
13. Roxette – It Must Have Been Love (Pretty Woman)
14. David Gray - This Year's Love (Er, from This Year's Love)
15. Phil Collins – A Groovy Kinda Love (Buster)

Poodle Haired Love
16. Whitesnake – Is this Love
17. Poison – Every Rose Has It’s Thorn

Closing Classics (aka Bonus Tracks!)
18. Elton John – I Want Love
19. Crowded House – Don’t Dream It’s Over
20. REM – Everybody Hurts
21. George Michael – Careless Whisper

Suggestions for Volume III welcome.
Successful contributors win a large box of chocolates and a years supply of prozac.

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