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Crazy Motown legend Diana Ross got herself into more trouble yesterday after she began a two day prison sentence for drink driving.
Miss Ross, or The Supreme one as she prefers to be known to her friends and staff, had spent just ten minutes behind bars when she yelled to the CCTV camera “I’m A Celebrity Let Me Out Of Here”.
Unfortunately Miss Ross – who later admitted that she didn’t recognise any of the female E list stars she was sharing a cell with – was not released on account of the fact that she had been put in prison “for real”.
The First Lady Diana has already indicated through her agent that she will sue the Governor for this “breach [sic] of contract” unless her share of merchandising profits increases.
The Governor, Mr L W Woods the Fourth, was said to have physically pissed himself upon hearing the news. “That’s the first time he’s done that since he was three” his Mother, Mrs LW Wood the Third said.
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