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February 19, 2004
Ring of Fire
Several competitors have picked up on the fact that the family of late singer Johnny Cash has blocked an attempt by advertisers to use his hit song Ring of Fire to promote haemorrhoid-relief products.
In the light of this Mr Damian suggests the following alternatives:
Smooth Applicator - Sade
Fire – The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
Sit Down – James (but oh no, you can’t can you?)
Ring a Ding Ding / I’ve Got You (Under My Skin) – Frank Sinatra
Move Any Mountain – The Shamen
The Heat Is On – Glen Frey
Walk Like An Egyptian / Eternal Flame - Bangles
Can You Feel It - Jackson 5
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
You only Hurt The One You Love - Bob Bell
Or of course anything by the following artists:
Cream
Sting
Crosby Stills and Gash
Got any better ones?
Posted by damian at February 19, 2004 12:26 PM | TrackBack
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