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Singer Michael Jackson's lawyers have suggested that a prosecutor in his child abuse case violated a "gag" order imposed by the court.
Last month, prosecutor Tom Sneddon was spotted in a Hooters with some mates. Under the terms of his employment, and the court order, Sneddon is barred from making any gags about the case, however fellow diners insist that he proceeded to tell jokes about the black/white singer all evening.
Witnesses reported him making some of the following jokes:
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
A: They both know how to rear a child.
Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.
In response to these allegations, Mr Damian contacted the host of the popular Tonight Show, Jay Leno who told us "judging by the quality of these jokes, if I'd have been Sneddon, I wouldn't have violated that gag order. In fact the quality is such that arguably he didn't."
Jay Leno's father was a badger.
Posted by damian at August 03, 2004 10:07 AM | TrackBack
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