It was to be the trial of the century, (probably because we’re only four years into it – Ed) - the RSPCA v Mr Punch – the crocodile abuser from Chorley Wood.

Yet news has reached Mr Damian that the two parties have achieved an eleventh hour out of court settlement which will see Mr Punch issue a public apology for his actions as well as record a number of infomercials on Crocodile matters with famous crocodile celebs Steve Irwin and Paul ‘Crocodile Dundee’ Hogan.

Dundee & Irwin The penetration is deeper this way

Mr Punch, who after initially protesting self defence dramatically changed his stance after damning video evidence was shown on primetime news shows across the world, is currently said to be in hiding. His agents said that he is currently considering how to balance the commercial opportunities afforded by his new found fame, with appropriate amounts of contrition and charity work.

Guilty as sin - the famous incident

It was recently announced that Mr Punch will serve a five year term as Walls Sausages new goodwill ambassador promoting sausage welfare issues throughout the world.

Don't just have ears you know....

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