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Yesterday singer Britney Spears announced that she was going to take "time off to enjoy life", saying she wants to let "other overexposed blondes" replace her on the covers of magazines and in the tabloid gossip columns.
Referring to the chaotic nature of her life in the past couple of years, which included a 55-hour marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander in January, she said she had been a "naive, young, blonde girl" who was pushed into things by advisors.
Naive, young and blonde
Now however Spears seems to have retracted her statement, telling Mr Damian that she was a "naive, young, blonde girl" when she announced her decision to take a sabbatical.
“I’m all grown up now” the epitome of trailer trash told us, “and now I’m going back to work and I’m going to be working and miming harder than ever before.”
Britney Spears is a girl not yet a woman, and her decision to go back to work is by no means final.
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