With the possibility that maybe, just maybe, President Bush will get re-elected, Mr Damian ponders on what the legacy of a two-term Bush administration will be to our children’s children (c.2045). In their world:

• Crawford Texas has always been the capital of the United States
• Stuff still happens
• Belgium drowned the same time as Atlantis
• So did Florida
• Kyoto Agreement have won Eurovision five times running
• Gordon Brown is still the Chancellor of the Exchequer
• Tony Blair says he will stand down in 4 years time
• Fox News is the White House Press Department
• That kid from The Sixth Sense and AI is Governor of California
• Arnold Schwarzenegger was a politician before he became the voice of Homer Simpson
• McDonalds is the world leading purveyor of fruit and green salads
• Smoking is no longer a fashionable pastime
• Americans have never paid taxes. Unless they’re poor
• Michael Moore is President of France
• Oil in Alaska ran out some time ago
• Oil in US occupied Iraq is still plentiful
• Scooby Doo has just recorded its 500th episode
• There are no gays in the military. None whatsoever
• Cher is on a farewell tour
• So is Dolly Parton
• Osama Bin Laden is playing at Caesars
• Taco Bell still gives you the shits

Do readers have anymore?

Posted by damian at October 26, 2004 04:42 PM | TrackBack