You can now get everything at an American Drive Thru now, from your McDonald’s breakfast to cash (Drive Thru ATM) or a flu vaccine. In Gatlinburg, Tennessee, there’s even a drive thru wedding chapel.

Here’s ten new types of drive thru all coming to an interstate near you sometime soon:

1. Drive Thru Hunting - kill deer from the comfort of your own car
2. Drive Thru Bowling - show you're the SUV Kingpin
3. Drive Thru Anna Nicole Smith - we wish someone would
4. Drive Thru Hernia Surgery - just recline your seat, this won't hurt a bit
5. Drive Thru Death Penalty - killing inmates in their cars saves taxpayer dollars
6. Drive Thru Exorcisms - now evil has a driver's license and a Chevy Malibu
7. Drive Thru Funerals - pay your last respects from the comfort of your minivan
8. Drive thru Wal Mart - wind down the window & have an immigrant put the groceries in the trunk
9. Drive thru Disneyland - enjoy the thrill of Epcot et al with full a/c and reclinable seating
10. Drive Thru Hooters - no need now to cover your embarassment with a well placed beer towel

Posted by damian at December 14, 2004 11:06 AM | TrackBack