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Mr Damian is delighted to announce that he has been nominated for the prestigious title of "Woman of the Year" by the popular magazine - Women Weekly.
The publication which has a circulation of 100,000 readers a week, runs an annual competition to "celebrate women who have made a real achievement to the lives and standing of the sisterhood in the past year." |
Previous winners include Margaret Thatcher, Marie Curie and George Clooney's
on-off girlfriend, Lisa Snowden.
This year Mr Damian has been nominated alongside athletes Paula Radcliffe
and Kelly Holmes, as well as US politician Condi Rice. Kimberly Quinn was
not nominated despite a last minute lobbying campaign by her friends.
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Speaking exclusively to us, Mr Damian said:
"I am both honoured and flattered to be nominated for this award and I urge all the readers of my site to vote for me. If successful I will use this title as a platform to promote kindness to animals and I will also clamp down on topless bars. I've never liked topless bars for the simple fact that when it rains your beer gets wet. Although it has it's advantages if the waitresses are wearing tight white t-shirts at the time." |  Mr Damian takes pride in keeping abreast of world news |
The polls close at midnight on January 7th.
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