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January 02, 2005
Clooney Claims Oceans 13 Cancelled Due To Bad Luck, Oceans 14 Still On Track
Last week Mr Damian revealed that one of most hotly anticipated films of next year would be Oceans 13, a sequel to the popular Oceans 11 and Oceans 12. However, all is not well in Billy Ocean’s camp, as attested to by this email from none other than George Clooney himself. “Dear John,” the salt and pepper haired one begins, “when you travel as much as I do you come to rely on the Internet to keep in touch with what’s going on in the world, and I frequently find no site keeps me in touch as well as Mr Damian does. That’s why I was somewhat dismayed to find a rare erroneous piece of reporting on your site. Sadly plans for Oceans 13 have fallen through – the curse of 13 has struck again! So we’re going to go straight on and make Ocean’s 14 for a Summer 2006 release. We haven’t cast the two new members of the gang yet, but when we do, you can rest assured that you will be the first to know! All the best, George” So there you go.
Five facts you don’t know about George Clooney 1: His real name is Morpheus Sinkplumber 2: He’s actually a red head, and uses Grecian Urn 2000 to get that look 3: To train for ER he watched Carry On Matron over a hundred times 4: Past loves include Sharon Osborne, Kelly Osborne and Otis Redding 5: He’s an accomplished harpist and could play professionally if he wanted to Posted by damian at January 02, 2005 02:37 AM | TrackBack |
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