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New from Mr Damian and Nick Hornby Records - music to pump you up and encourage you to embrace a life of petty crime with this new compilation album.
1. Take Anything You Want, Just Don't Touch The Face - Jet
2. Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting - Elton John
3. Take Me On - Franz Ferdinand
4. All I have is (50 cent) - 50 Cent
5: Trouble - Shampoo
6: Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas (not the ping pong player, the other one)
7: Tumpthumbing - Cumba Wumba
8: Crush - Jennifer Paige
9: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
10: Walking on Broken Glass - Annie Lennox
11: Killer - Adamski
12: Our Lips Are Sealed - Fun Boy Three
13: When the Going Gets Tough The Tough Get Stealing - Billy Ocean
14: We Will Mug You - Queen
15: Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson
16: Money - Pink Floyd
17: Young Thives Run Free - Candi Staton
18: The Hustle - Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony
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