After nearly three months imprisonment at the hands of self confessed "Ginger Extremists" we are proud to announce that Mr Damian is now a free man.

The satirist and occasional merchant banker was last seen being bundled into the back of a Vauxhall Astra after claiming in an online exclusive that Italy was to call for the banning of ginger people.

A spokesman for the Italian Government later told us that this announcement was "a little premature, a problem I understand Mr Damian has suffered from before."

Another spokesman, who didn't which to be named, but who's real name is Umberto Echo, who works for the Ministry of Loafers, told us that the story was "not totally lacking in accuracy and facts of any description."

However this didn't stop a bunch of ginger loons from holding Mr Damian hostage, forcing him to watch endless videos by the red-headed Julia Roberts and exposing him to hard core pornography featuring only Ginger people.

Understandably, the man cracked. And he is now a fully fledged Ginger convert.

We can't blame him, but he looks silly with a carrot top.

Then again, who doesn't?

The new Mr Damian

Posted by damian at April 04, 2005 09:49 AM