New research by the University of Warwick has lead scientists to make a very bold claim, and one which could change the face of our planet. Mr Damian's science reporter, Mr Mark, investigated:

"How would you like to run your car for a week on the peel from one orange?"

This was the question posed by Professor Flange, head of the mechanical engineering department at a press conference this morning.

"The essential oils within orange peel contain a higher concentration of energy than diesel fuel, but until know there was been no cost efficient manner by which to harness the resource. Oranges are unique in their density and unlike the clementine have a higher internal surface area of peel."

The professor proceeded to unveil a machine that appeared to be a cross between a juicer and a home distillation kit which oozed a clear liquid. Standing by was a specially modified Mini Cooper which burned away from the crowd leaving a feint citrus smell in its wake.

Dr Bunsen Honeydew, nothign to do with this story, but we love him nonetheless

Europeans eat an average of one orange every 10 days so an average family of 4 could easily subsist on their own peel alone.

American president George W. Bush was said to be 'mysterified' by the news but said it was good news for his brother Jeb's home state of Florida.

The claim was quashed by a source in the Department Industry a short time later. "This is a clear case of researchers taking the pith."

Posted by damian at May 23, 2005 10:49 AM