mrdamian.com: Vote Mr Damian!

June 06, 2005

Vote Mr Damian!

The excellent Satire Awards are current in the middle of a new quarter of votes for the best satirical material on the web.

Last time Mr Damian didn't do too badly. Our revelation that Bush accidently voted for Kerry on polling day in the US came second in the Presidential Category, and our Best David Blunkett Tribute Album in the World Ever! came third in the current events section.

Now Mr Damian was very quiet last quarter as he was being held hostage by Ginger Extremists for much of the time, however there was still enough revelations and material to enter almost every category for the first quarter of 2005.

So please go online (ok you're already online, so stay online,) and vote for Mr Damian as much as you can. You can vote once a day, every day for the quarter if you so desire. Go on, you know you want to!

Best Overall - Official: Ginger people are more ugly

Most Believable - Top Ten Burberry Sex Toys

Best Headline - Clooney Claims Oceans 13 Cancelled Due To Bad Luck, Oceans 14 Still On Track

Best Current Events - Blair and Brown fighting like girls

Best Celebrity - Official: Jackie On Ice a box office smash!

Best Presidential - New Year, New Osama

Best Sports - The Best Mugging Songs in the World... Ever!

Best Related Picture - No News Today

Best Established S(h)ite - Mr Damian

Best Site Design - Mr Damian

I thank you.

Posted by damian at June 06, 2005 11:31 AM

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