It is the policy of Mr Damian to correct significant errors as soon as possible.

Our Corrections Editor personally takes in hand any sub-editors or feature writers who have been naughty.

Mr Damian's Corrections Editor, also known as Nana.

Bird flu reaches Russia's Urinals
This was a typographical error, we were in fact referring to the fact that avian flu (flu caused by flying on aeroplanes,) has spread reached the Chelyabinsk region of the Ural mountains. The region is a major industrial centre, but at this stage it's not clear whether the latest cases can be dangerous to humans.

Mr Damian is keen to stress that Russian Urinals remain quite safe, apart from the Gents in the Riga Club where's you're likely to have your wallet stolen and a root vegetable inserted up your anus by the local mafia. Just for a laugh.

Lara cricket game pleases fans
Pre-pubscent boys, and those in the first flush of mastabatory exploration will be disappointed to note that the cricket game in question features the West Indian player Brian Lara, and not Lara Croft as the picture supporting the article appeared to suggest.

Just not cricket

Therapy Shortage
We wrote that Lord Layard, a Labour peer and director of the centre for economic performance at the London school of economics, has called for thousands more therapists.

It should be noted that this was not a personal quest, but a call for more specialists across the country.

The Peer didn't want this type of therapy either.
(Well he might, but we couldn't possibly comment.)

Posted by damian at August 22, 2005 11:27 PM