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October 10, 2005
New album suggest Stones showing their age
Wrinkly rockers The Rolling Stones released a new album this week, a long player which suggested that time might finally be catching up with the band. Mr Damian investigates the track listing for evidence.
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1: Start Me Up (with a nice cuppa tea)
2: Mild Horses
3: Root Canal 66
4: Time Isn't On My Side
5: Ruby Wedding
Keef's groupies form an orderly queue...
6: Splendida (Brown Sugar remix)
7: Paint It Magnolia
8: I Want To Be Your Gran
9: Jumping Jack Bus Pass
10: Hey, You, Get Off My Colostomy Bag
The Stones are currently on tour in the US.
Each show lasts about 3 hours - 90 mins of music and 90 mins of toilet breaks.... for the band.
Posted by damian at October 10, 2005 08:07 AM
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