A group of self styled black supremists today face ridicule across the world after a typiing error was responsible for them unleashing a high profile campaign proclaiming the imminent death of 'all white people,' Mr Damian reports.

The group in question, the Black Pandas, originate for Atlanta, where they previously gained notoriety for demanding that Coco Cola admit their product is rascist. 'Everytime a white man drinks the black carbonated soft drinks made by this Corporation they're reminding us of the year black people spent in bondage and slavery' their spokesman said at the time.

Cunning Stunts
Antics such as this however typically received little more than minor media coverage, and equally low level support from across the black and other communities. Their actions seldom doing anything but provide material for stand up comedians and TV Shows like Saturday Night Live.

This week however has been different, with lead member Bill Jordan having taken out a full page advert in USA Today claiming that he had stong scientific evidence to suggest that a killer disease would soon wipe out 'the entire white population of the planet'.

So high profile were his claims that reputable news agencies were forced to explore his allegation and give him airtime. As a result, Jordan appeared on Larry King, Oprah and even the Daily Show. However it was Regis Philbin who proved his undoing when he questioned Mr Jordan about his schooling.

The Grand Inquisitor

'I gather from friends of yours that you were dyslexic?'
'I still am.'
'So are you KO?'
'KO?'
'Sorry I mean ok?'

(Laughter from audience)

'I'm fine, unlike you, those chickens are coming for you!'
'Chickens'
'Yeah, chickens, the carriers of the Aryan flu, it's gonna get ya'
'Aryan flu? Don't you mean Avian flu'

(Long Pause)

'Bugger'

Cue much laughter from the audience, a very embarassed Mr Jordan and a fat contract for Regis to advertise KFC till the day he dies.

Posted by damian at November 12, 2005 11:45 AM