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December 09, 2005
Happy Clapping craze sweeps Hollywood

Matt Le Blanc star of the US shitcom Joey, today talked to Mr Damian about his horror and outrage at being 'Happy Clapped' yesterday as he ate a meatball sub in his local Subway.

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Talking exclusively to his favourite website a still visibly shaken Le Blanc expressed his bemusement at being a victim of this latest craze.

The actor described how he was surrounded by a gang of youths who proceeded to give him a slow, sarcastic, handclap which continued for five minutes before the former Friends star lost his cool with them.

'I lost it,' he told us, 'and just shouted at the to shut the f%$k up' but they just continued, if anything they started to clap more slowly and more sarcastically, whilst throughout they laughed and smiled maniacally. It was bloody weird I can tell you.'


The 30 something multi-millionaire left the popular sandwich restaurant and walked home with the youths following him for several miles before they eventually got bored and walked off.

Earlier this year former Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar was also Happy Clapped by a group of youths who spotted her coming out of a store on Rodeo Drive. She described the ordeal as 'frightening'.

Videos of the incident, captured on mobile phones by the slappers have been circulating on the Internet for months, and show a visibly shaken Gellar trying to understand what was happening.

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A spokesman for the LAPD said that both incidents were being investigated and that other victims of this craze included teachers, judges, dental hygienists and pet shop owners, most of whom are too scared, ashamed and confused by the attacks.

'Sarcasm has been on the increase for some time in California,'
a spokesman said, 'but it's too early at this stage to know whether this phenomenon is drug or alcohol related.'

Posted by damian at December 09, 2005 01:01 PM
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