Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump,
Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder:

'Are you OK?' asks Father Christmas.

The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.

'Stop!' shouts Father Christmas. 'It is Christmas, so if you don't jump I will grant you 3 wishes to solve all your problems, all I ask for in return is one small favour.'

The man agrees, so Father Christmas promises him that:

1. When he goes home he'll find his wife dressed in her sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and even up for a threesome with her fit mate.

2. When he goes to work the next day his salary will have increased by 50% and nobody will have any recollection of his sacking.

3. That when he goes into his bank his accoutn will be $10,000 in credit with all debts wiped out.

'That sounds perfect' said the man. 'So what do I have to do in return?'

Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a quite brutal rogering, which made his eyes water a little, Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.

'36' he replies.