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January 06, 2006
Fatboy saved by fellow DJ
Legendary disc spinner Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim has told Mr Damian how a chance choice of dress saved his life in the early hours of this morning after a boozy night out on the tiles.
Cook, married to former children's TV presenter Zoe Ball, had been attending an awards event in London when he decided to take a late night stroll along the River Thames. 'Whilst admiring the view from Waterloo Bridge I tripped and fell in,' the Rockerfeller Skank told us. |  Fat Boy gets out his 12 incher |
 Hofftastic | 'I can't swim so naturally I panicked, especially as I could see the Hoff [Baywatch star and legendary lifeguard David Hassellhoff] anywhere,' the Funk Soul Brother joked. Fortunately for the ex Housemartin his outfit, a tuxedo from Moss Bros, absorbed enough air on impact to keep him afloat until passers by could help pull him out. |
'Last night a DJ saved my life' the remixer said.
Now that Alanis is ironic. This...
'...It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures...'
...is most definitely not.
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