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Wheel man
Richard Gere tells us that his fans have stopped sending him hamsters every time he has a birthday or wins another award.
'It's quite a relief,' he said, 'I had literally hundreds of them and nowhere to put them.'
Grey not Gay
George Clooney has denied he's going grey. 'I'm already grey,' the Martini shaking one told us.
Rolfaroo
Fresh after painting a portrait of HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Rolf Harris says his only regret is that she wouldn't pose for him nude.
'She's got a great rack,' the wobble board pioneer informed me.
Another great rack
Got any Quo?
Rock legends Status Quo are to perform a private concert for President Bush in the White House one of my spies reports.
'Dubya is a huge fan,' a staffer told us, 'he's got all their records.'
Hungry
Gwyneth Paltrow might be on the verge of dropping her macrobiotic diet.
'Sometimes I really fancy an egg and bacon mcmuffin,' she was overheard saying at a recent bondage party.
Gwynie didn't want fries with that
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