Cupcakes
Reese Whetherspoon is enchanted with England.

'They even have a chain of pubs named after me,' she told us. 'That's so cute. I guess you guys really love me huh?'

Huh? Indeed.

HTTPRH
The Queen is set to become the latest celebrity blogger after Buckingham Palace announced the Monarch would do a special blog in the lead up to her 80th Birthday.

'This is a great way to reinvent the monarchy and show how relevant it is to 18th Century Britain,' said a German speaking spokesman.

Nice teeth Ma'am

Rice can make you thin
Well, Condoleezza Rice the US Secretary of State can, or she's going to at least try, after it's being announced that she's going to be releasing a fitness video later this month.

'We expect this to fly off the shelves,' a spokesman told us.

Yes, and straight into the bins.

Old bike

Lowe returns to West Wing
Rob Lowe who was recently seen playing Tom Cruise in London's West End, will soon return to The West Wing, as NBC's show draws to a close at the end of its eight season.

Lowe was nominated for an Emmy for his performance in the show in 2001, and says he's delighted to be back.

'I was going to go on holiday to Vietnam and visit a friend with whom I've a few things in common,' he told us, 'but then circumstances changed and they became unavailable so I thought what the hell.' What indeed.

Posted by damian at March 03, 2006 09:14 AM