Mr Damian has spent much of the last week stalking our favourite actor/singer/entertainer, David Hasselhoff. Here's what the Hoff is up to over the next couple of months:

Smellies
Releasing a new aftershave, said to 'have captured the essence of the Hoff'. As of yet the name of the product is unnamed, with David taking suggestions from fans on his website as to what it should be called.

Charidee
MBNA are announcing the David Hasselhoff credit card which will pay 1% cashback to the philanthropists favourtie charities. The card will come with three different versions, each one with a different picture of your favourite celebrity on the front. Applicants can choose a classic image from legendary appearances in Knight Rider, Baywatch Nights or the Spongebob Square Pants movie.

Lights, Camera, Action!
With Jessica Simpson widely being reported in the press as having secured Pamela Anderson's old swimsuit for the new Baywatch movie, rumours are rife that David will be back playing Mitch. Mr Damian can confirm that the rumours are true, to get in shape David started the Atkins last week and is said to be eating Elk 'upto six times a day'.

Song
The movie means that the new album 'Hasselhoff sings the Blues' will be delayed until 2007. The album will be accompanied by a tour of small German beer halls.

Drink
David is in discussion's with the company who made Hoffmeister Beer so popular in the 80s. The lager which was famous for its 'follow the bear' commercials, are said to think the time is up for an 'iconic and ironic relaunch'. Clearly nobody does iconic and ironic better than David Hasselhoff!

Posted by damian at April 07, 2006 11:19 AM