Avril Latrine has admitted she might quite music to become a professional skateboarder. 'I'd love to be the new Tony Hawks,' she told us, although Tony Hawks didn't seem quite so keen on being the new Avril Latrine: 'Sod off,' he screamed at us as we threw pinecones at him whilst he lay in his Californian hot tub.

 Latrine knew all the steps to Madonna's 'Vogue'

Top Tribute Acts we'd like to see:

1: The Scissor Sisters - a group of nuns playing camp pseudo 80s pop

2: The Thompson Twins - featuring real twins

3: AC/DShe - Transexuals turn it up to eleven!

4: Von Halen - German cover band of 80s legends.

5: Deaf Leppard - big hair, and big chords, from big cats with no hearing.

6: Stiff Richard - back from the grave, or better still in one.

7: Puns and Poses - Richard Stillgoe plays Welcome to the Jungle Noel Coward style.

8: Massive Heart Attack - 20 stone heffas doing early 90s trip hop, before having a cardiac due to overexcitement and too many pies

9: Badly Drawn Girl - does what it says on the tin

10: Chuck Belly - rock and roll for the overweight

Charidee

Finally we're interesting in seeing whether we can get Charlotte Church and Cheryl Tweeny to mud wrestle for charity as a way of putting their feud behind them. Come on girls, just think of the poor little children and do the right thing...

Posted by damian at June 09, 2006 01:55 PM