Sources inside the White House have revealed exclusively to Mr Damian that President Bush has decided to unleash a new weapon on the war on terror. Macgyver.

The Commander in Chief is understood to have instrctured Pentagon officials to get the former agent back into the field 'at all costs.'

That Mullet Could Kill For America

No Guns
So keen is the President on this move that he's insisted that Macgyver return to active duty 'even if this means taking him off that funny Stargate project.'

Critics have suggested that the move in an attempt to 'smoke out' Macgyver from a forthcoming election campaign, allowing any successor to Bush a clear run at the Oval Office.

Bollocks
However, close aides deny the claim, and point out that the President has been forced into the move after successive attempts to track down The A Team failed, despite 'searching every fairground in the land for a smoking man wearing black leather gloves and a lame disguise.'

Mr T was unavailable for comment.

Posted by damian at July 17, 2006 12:32 PM