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September 02, 2004
McCain tells convention “Since my lobotomy I can see no reason not to support President Bush’s re-election”
Republican politician and founder of the oven chip John McCain has continued to praise President Bush as George Jnr continues his re-election bid. Following his speech to the main convention on Monday night, the former Vietnamese POW told a group of lobbyists last night that “after myself and John Kerry I can think of no better man to lead this country.” He then continued by noting that “President Bush has shown that intellect or a lack of coherent political ideology doesn’t get in the way of becoming holding office, just so long as you have money, connections and a famous father. It’s a rousing tale and one which should inspire kids across the Ivy League and in the secret soceities across the United States." Playing to the gallery McCain concluded by saying that "in our great country anyone can become President, except perhaps Michael Moore." Indeed. God Bless America. Posted by damian at September 02, 2004 09:32 AM | TrackBack |
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