MV reveals the latest trend sweeping the United States where everything, including the calendar is up for sale.

Local radio DJ Bill Knight from WRRK – 107.1 The Rock has come up with an innovative way to publicise his station. The Myersville Indiana broadcaster is declaring October 2004 ‘Rocktober’.

Even his knitwear breaks the mould

Knight believes that his idea is truly revolutionary, “I’m the first person on the planet to think of this, I may even apply for a patent on the name to protect it.”

While the application of this bold idea may be new, the premise is not. A recent TV commercial for an insurance company in the US has an irresponsible young man describing his antics in ‘Wrecktember’.

The food giant Hormel has already seized upon the trend, organising a massive advertising campaign in the new year. The 31 Days of ‘Spamuary’ are sure to cause much excitement in households where the food staple is popular. “Never before has a product been able to claim a full month of publicity in this way,” said Mr. Steven Pam, creator of the nourishing protein filled wonder.

Glorious. The food of champions and Arthurian Knights.

New York real estate mogul Donald Trump is already planning for September 2005. “I will be buying the whole month and renaming it Trumptember” he declared while defecating on his gold plated toilet in front of a slew of reporters, “I own this town, soon I will own an 8% stake in the whole year.” He then fired them all before a Balinese maiden wiped his arse with several metres of finest Indian silk.

Rich man with all his own hair.

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