Word has reached Mr Damian that President Bush is up in arms over a cultural exchange programme which he fears is “letting screaming homosexuals lose on American soil.”

The exchange programme in question is Camp America, a scheme founded 1969 and one which typically sees 9,000 people a year volunteer in summer camps across the United States.

There’s no evidence to suggest that Camp America participants are shirt-lifters or that they encourage the take up of uphill gardening amongst the American youth with whom they work, but this hasn’t stopped the Homeland Security Department “looking into this very serious issue.”

Initial suggestions have hinted that President Bush would like to see a more traditional exchange programme set up – one which would encompass hunting, Bible readings and the right to carry arms.

“This would be the perfect way to offset the flip-flopping liberalism of other programmes” a spokesman said before he was hunted down a shot by a gun toting Baptist preacher in front of a group of small children.

“It’s what he would have wanted” his family said.

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