Nevada, USA: A former crematory operator pleaded guilty yesterday to burning the bodies of dead people.

Ray Brunt pleaded guilty to sixty-three counts against him, including the incineration of people who had recently deceased and were starting to get a bit smelly. Judge Judy, who presided in the case said “I have never seen or heard of anything like it.”

In his defence, Ray Brunt admitted that he had no defence.

MSN Plagiarism allows searches for keywords in theses, technical reports, university websites and books. It is a straight rip off (sorry reversioning,) of Google’s new ‘Scholar’ search engine, although MSN hope that their tutors and shareholders will be too busy to spot the similarities.

USA: After last year’s exposed breast fiasco, the Super Bowl organisers have chosen wholesome family entertainer, and former Beatle, Paul McArseny to provide the half-time entertainment at this year's Super Bowl final.
McArseny told the press that he was looking forward to it. “It’s going to be hard to fill Janet Jackson’s slot” old thumbs up said, “but I’ll give it my best shot.”