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US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has announced ambitious plans to turn warn torn Fallujah into “the Vegas of the East”.
With Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi sitting on her lap, Rice – known as “the warrior Princess” to her friends – spoke of proposals to introduce a large strip of casinos, titty bars and motels as part of a plan to economically reinvigorate the city.
 Rice: "Don’t be a loser, make your dreams come true in Fallujah" |
If the plan comes to fruition it go bring as many as 1,000 new jobs to the area a spokesman said.
Business entrepreneurs Richard “Virgin” Branson and Donald “Trump” Trump have both revealed their intention to bid for the forthcoming casino licences when they are advertised in the new year. Critics however have suggested that residents of the Islamic state may find the overt sex and gambling principles behind the regeneration of Fallujah offensive, a criticism rebuked by the White House. |
| “We’ve spoken to a number of Iraqi exiles” they told us “and they’ve all informed us that our plans will be welcomed with open arms by the Iraqi people. We’re looking forward to bringing the Mid West to the Middle East – Vegas style!” |  Viva Las Fallujah
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