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December 09, 2005
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The prospects are that this bad weather to continue. One male weather presenter said that the snow seen in many States might reach as big as '10 inches' over the weekend, although his females colleagues disagreed, suggesting that '3-4 inches at most' was a more realistic proposition.
Attorneys for Williams, have met the Governor to put forwrad their case, but they're unsure whether the meeting helped or not. Williams' lead attorney, Peter Fleming, told reporters in an unfortunate turn of phrase, 'I'm still frightened to death.' Asked about Williams' chance of getting clemency, Fleming said, 'I'm not an oddsmaker.' An oddsmaker offered us 6-4 against. Privately those close to the Governor say that he is finding the whole incident very stressful. 'Williams is pleading clemency' said one aide, 'but we fail to understand what a type of orange has to do with this case'.
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