A charity single released next week teams the unlikely duo of R&B star R Kelly with never popular children's puppet, Orville - the pair bringing together their non-existant talents to raise money for the victims of the recent earthquake in Pakistan.

The single, features a Double A side - with Orville singing R Kelly's classic (sic) 'I Believe I Can Fly' whilst the R&B child molester sings Orville's 80s bargain basement fave 'I Wish I Could Fly'.

The record has been produced by Pop Idol judge and high trousered music guru Simon Cowell, who denies that the record is merely a gimmick.

'What we're doing here is creating a real crossover hit. They were both big hits, but how many R Kelly fans know Orville's work and vice versa? Soon they will, and we'll make loads of money for a good cause in the process' said the blow dried one.