mrdamian.com: Fatboy saved by fellow DJ

January 06, 2006

Fatboy saved by fellow DJ

Legendary disc spinner Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim has told Mr Damian how a chance choice of dress saved his life in the early hours of this morning after a boozy night out on the tiles.

Cook, married to former children's TV presenter Zoe Ball, had been attending an awards event in London when he decided to take a late night stroll along the River Thames.

'Whilst admiring the view from Waterloo Bridge I tripped and fell in,' the Rockerfeller Skank told us.

Fat Boy gets out his 12 incher

Hofftastic

'I can't swim so naturally I panicked, especially as I could see the Hoff [Baywatch star and legendary lifeguard David Hassellhoff] anywhere,' the Funk Soul Brother joked.

Fortunately for the ex Housemartin his outfit, a tuxedo from Moss Bros, absorbed enough air on impact to keep him afloat until passers by could help pull him out.

'Last night a DJ saved my life' the remixer said.

Now that Alanis is ironic. This...

'...It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures...'

...is most definitely not.

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He's Come A Long Way Baby

Posted by damian at January 06, 2006 03:30 PM

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