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Mr Damian looks ahead at the big stories Stateside during the forthcoming year.
 Bush: 'Global Warming Not Just Hot Air' | January: Mel Brooks announces plans for a Broadway version of 'Sharon the Ballet' explaining the Israel v Palestinian conflict, and showcasing the contribution of the late Ariel Sharon, through the power of dance.
February: Dick Cheney fends off calls for his resignation after it emerges that he bit off part of Karl Rove's right ear during a drunken brawl at Camp David. March: President Bush unveils a plan to help reduce Global Warming by asking all Americans to leave their fridge doors open at night. |
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April: California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is snapped by a long lense photographer doing the washing up in his wife's underwear, instantly endearing his to the State's pink voters.
May: Cheney quits after it emerges that he likes to do much the same thing in the Rose Garden. He's not cool enough for the Pink Vote to save him. |  Bad Attitude |
June: In a bid to toughen up his ailing Presidency George Dubya appoints Mr T as VP.
 Paris: Old dog. New tricks. | July: The latest craze to sweep Hollywood is sign language for dogs. Paris Hilton is one of the first to pioneer the new trend.
August: Bush invades Iran after months of preparation. With Tehran falling in under 48 hours his VP comments: 'I love it when a plan comes together.' |
September: France belatedly objects to the invasion and Larry King viewers see their Vice President openly berate the French President, Jacque Chirac. 'I pity the fool,' he says.
| October: An emergency summit in Paris is almost cancelled after it emerges that the VP refuses to fly in Air Force One. However a White House aide spikes his milk and everything works out fine.
November: Donald Rumsfeld discovers a new unknown. He's now unemployed. |  Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey |
December: Bush is forced to find his third Vice President of the year after the current incumbent goes on the run for a crime he didn't commit.
Posted by damian at January 06, 2006 01:16 PM
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