Confessions from the Ladies
Madonna was overhead discussing making a duet with KT Tunstall, 'they'd be an awesome combination,' one music insider said. let's just hope the don't do a Britney/Madonna style lesbian kiss then, some things are guaranteed to be even more nauseous than their music.

It's not just the tongues that were wagging

Wilhelm gets the Hoff
The Kaiser Chiefs pretty much swept the board at the Brits 2006, but for some reason they've yet to make it big in Germany where David Hassellhoff outsells them 50-1. 'We don't quite get it,' their manager said, 'we think perhaps Germany's not quite ready for our music just yet.' Yes, I'm sure that's it.

Rubber Chicken
Craig David may have missed out on best urban act to Dallas Chicken loving Lemar, but the smooth singing crooner is busy telling anyone who will listen that mobile phones are the future for the industry. 'His music actually does sound better down a phone line,' one critic said, although we don't think this is quite where David is coming from.

Making Their Mind Up
Singers (sic) Antony Costa and Kym Marsh are among the hopefuls bidding to become the UK's representative at this year's Eurovision Song Contest. No jokes there. This one's actually true.

Dull Dull Dull
Coldplay who won the best album award have decided to take a break for a couple of years in order to write a new song, 'we can't believe we've got away with only having one tune for this long,' Chris Martin told us.

Don't worry Chris, U2 have got away with it for even longer.

Not derivative in the slightest

Posted by damian at February 17, 2006 10:34 AM