Hey Hey
A scientist has castigated The Arctic Monkeys for setting a bad example to children.

'I wouldn't be surprised if millions of youngsters think there really is monkeys in the arctic now, when we all know there aren't,' said Professor John Holdwell of Keele University.

'Pop stars have an obligation to act as role models to their fans,' he added, 'and that means not just morally but also factually.'

Gawd help us
William Shatner is working on an album with ex Guns and Roses rocker Axl Rose.

The Shat

Birds
Moby is a keen pigeon fancier.

'I've learnt more from one pigeon than I have most humans,' the bald one told us.

Whether pigeons are also sick of his music being across every advert under the sun he didn't say.

Trousersnake
Justin Timberlake is considering recording a duet with beau Cameron Diaz.

'She's got a great voice,' the bum fluff faced one said.

Mrs Trousersnake

Brazilian
After riding high in pop charts once again Leo Sayer reckons its time he cracks Brazil.

'If the Stones can do it, so can I,' the mop topped one opined.

Alan Brazil the former footballer was unavailable for comment.

Kiss from a Rose?
A scientist has castigated pop star Seal for setting a bad example to children.

'I wouldn't be surprised if millions of youngsters think that Seals and men are one and the same thing when actually they're completely different animals, and very few Canadian clubbed animals get to sleep with supermodels' said Professor John Holdwell of Keele University.

'Pop stars have an obligation to act as role models to their fans,' he added, 'and that means not just morally but also factually.'

Mr Seal

Posted by damian at February 24, 2006 01:33 PM